Life is an incurable disease: 2009

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Funny pictures

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Funny picture / funny photo - car accident, by stupid photos

Funny picture / funny photo - 3241 Bethania Village, by Simon Pais Thomas

Funny picture / funny photo - funny cat, by mary cabbie

Funny picture / funny photo - funny cat tail, by mary cabbie

Funny picture / funny photo - funny cat, Victor Bagging, by Bonnie and Victor Cats

Funny picture / funny photo - child, toilet, potty training, by massdistraction

Funny picture / funny photo - funny animal, dog, Jack Russel terrier, by charietyack

Funny picture / funny photo - funny animal, dog, hot dog, chicken costume, by Lollie Dot Com

Funny picture / funny photo - funny animal, elephants, by phitar

Funny picture / funny photo - funny animal, squirrels kissing, by creativity+

Funny picture / funny photo - funny sign, bathroom, by mrapplegate

Funny picture / funny photo - funny sign, blond, by Jones Photography

Funny picture / funny photo - funny sign, children, by [.i.c.e.]

Funny picture / funny photo - funny sign, political, by djdigital1

Funny picture / funny photo - funny sign, jellyfish, by casch52

Funny picture / funny photo - funny sign, New York City, by The Loopweaver

Funny picture / funny photo - funny sign, ninjas, by lOckergnOme

Funny picture / funny photo - funny sign, Paris, by mainblanche

Funny picture / funny photo - funny sign, Tokyo, by Princess of llyr

Funny picture / funny photo - funny sign, women, by skyguy

Funny picture / funny photo - tree, by Blash of Confidence

Funny picture / funny photo - funny animal, zebra, big nose, by ucumari

Funny picture / funny photo - blow up doll, by skyguy

"Koi... Mil Gaya" - 15 facts about aliens

Here are some interesting facts I experienced (and that too for three hours). I must tell you 15 facts about aliens:

1 Aliens are very sensitive about human feelings. They even understand maternal affection and your girlfriend's love.

2 Contrary to international research results (that they are greenish in colour), aliens are actually blue in colour.

3 They are not sticky as shown in Hollywood. They are very cute, fresh-looking, neat and clean people. You can even kiss them without worrying about any chemical on their skin.

4 Even though they are believed to be very powerful and advanced in science (see their spaceships), they are still scared of dogs and elephants.

5. They do not eat anything; they live only on solar energy. They get charged from sunlight or dhoop (perhaps like our calculators).

6 Their powers are rivalled by no less than God himself. They can cure a mentally
handicapped child (whom even US doctors have given up on) with just a tap on his head.

7 Forget contact lenses, contact aliens. They can correct your vision.

8 They can help humans fly (provided it is not cloudy outside and they have enough dhoop). The flying helps in many ways, including winning basketball games.

9 Given a chance, they can earn well with their magic shows. After all, they are very good working magic with clouds and your shadows, etc.

10 They can understand and speak Hindi and English.

11 Did you know ISRO (Indian Space Research Organisation) actually works on alien research and not on space research?

12 If you have a green monocrome monitor and four obsolete 5-1/2" floppy drives, you can make a device with which you can communicate with aliens.

13 Aliens will never come to your city until they first ensure a total power blackout.

14 They are generous enough to resume power connections in your city soon after they take off.

15 If you produce a particular sound (by whistle, instrument or whatever) you can call them as many times as you want to your town. They are free and are actually looking for such invitations so they can visit earth.